- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are flowers.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Grace Ackerson

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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