- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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