- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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