- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I have cancer. And you're next.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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