- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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