- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What comes after 23? 24.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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