- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Come in

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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