- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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