- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Knock knock.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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