why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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