- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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