- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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