- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

I think everybody should have a penis.

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