- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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