Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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tea with milk?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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