- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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