A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A pope meets another one

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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