Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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womens rights

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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