- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What page are you on The gay page.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

j.p. is dumb

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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