- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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