I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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