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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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