why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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2 black kids walk into school

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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