a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

i'm hard

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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