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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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