fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Guest what in the butt

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...