What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Hi what I lug you

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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