men, men like men= men+bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Anti Joke

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