why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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