What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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