- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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