- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

ejaculation JLR

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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