Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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