- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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