- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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