What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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black people swimming

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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