What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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