- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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