A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A Serbian Film

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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