There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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