- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Women's rights.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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