Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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