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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

whats white jizz

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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