- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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