A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A storm be brewin!

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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