What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock. Come in.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...