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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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