- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

0 + 0 = 0

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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