- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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