- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Donald Trump

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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