You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Pain Olympics.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Golf.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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