- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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