- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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