- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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