- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Cripples are lame.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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