- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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