Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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