What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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