- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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