A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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