Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Women's Rights

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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