Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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