I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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