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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

The american education system.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hill billy went fishing