Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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