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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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