- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Andoni was here

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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