- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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