Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

I'm homeless.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Michael Brown

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Anti Joke

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