- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

deez nuts

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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