- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

quantum physics?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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