- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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