What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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