"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

David Cameron

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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