- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats funnier than 24, 69

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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