XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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