Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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