- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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