Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Pain Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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