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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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