- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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