- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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