- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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