i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Cancer

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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