- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Badabing.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

whats gay and american? a gay american

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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