- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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