- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Jesus Christ

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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