Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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