What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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