Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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