Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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