you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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