PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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