- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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