What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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