- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...