- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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