- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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