- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why can't february march Because april may

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

knock knock? come in

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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