- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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