Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Women's Rights

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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