- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Go away still nothing to see

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Women outside of the kitchen.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??