- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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