- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

i saw amango it splootered

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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