- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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