What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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my penis

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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