Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Anti Joke

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