- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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