- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

There's my tractor.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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