- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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