A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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