Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Tony Romo

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Cripples are lame.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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