What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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