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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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