A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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