Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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