- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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