Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Obama = ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yellow People !!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Go away still nothing to see

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Jesus Christ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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