- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Dwarf Shortage

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the blue berry cross the road

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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