Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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