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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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