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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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