- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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