- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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