Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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