If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Black people having a Job.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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