- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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