- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Lil Wayne

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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