Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock, Knock Come in

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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