Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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