Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Indians

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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diarrhea.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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