What's red and can sing? Elmo

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Killing your friend as a joke.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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