- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

no rasist joks

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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