- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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