- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

123 f*ck off

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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