- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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